Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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