So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
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I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
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Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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