sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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