What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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