did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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