Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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