i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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