I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
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I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
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She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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