Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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