You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
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Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
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THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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