Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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