OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
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id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
There's always time for handjobs
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
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dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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