No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
