is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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