Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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