do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
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High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
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she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
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