I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
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Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
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I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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