Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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