I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
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advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
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We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
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