She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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