when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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