i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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