You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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