Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
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