Is it because I queefed?
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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