Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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