Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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