We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
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