thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Randomize
