I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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