My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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