Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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