; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
smell my finger.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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