I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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