Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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