Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
it's great music for shaving your balls
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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