There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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