; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
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Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
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omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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