How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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