Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
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i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
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Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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