Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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