love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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