K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Let's paint friendship bongs
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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