dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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