when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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