That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
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He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
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Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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