You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
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He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
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Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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