is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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