Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
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the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
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I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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