Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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