im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
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admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
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There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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