Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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