it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
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she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
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I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
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