She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
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stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
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Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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