We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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