yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
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Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
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Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I'm bleeding and have questions
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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