That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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